ANTM - And how to maintain a positive attitude even though you aren't as hot as these girls

Ahh America's Next Top model. It's like heroin. You don't necessarily want to admit you have a problem, but the idea of not having it in your life is abhorrent. Cycle 9 has been pretty tame in comparison to some of the other seasons. On Reality remix, Ebony even said that there wasn't alot of drama in the house. The key players are:

Bianca: She is definitely the self-proclaimed diva of the house. I hated her on sight. She was bitch to the Nth degree. At least she didn't refer to herself in the 3rd person like that nutjob, Jade. When they had to basically shave her head because of the damage she had done to her head, I was cheering. And then something miraculous happened...she got real. She still has her moments, but they aren't nearly as venomous as they used to be. That, and girl looks FIERCE with that close cut shave job. She got highly beautiful.

Heather: This is an interesting gal. She suffers from Asperger's Syndrome, which can make a person socially awkward, but she seems to b dealing with it well (although tune in next week, apparently she has a meltdown). The thing about Heather is...she's freaking GORGEOUS. She's a stunner who takes direction, delivers photo after photo, and even her awkwardness adds to her edginess. She is high fashion all day. She's my pic to sweep this whole kit-n-caboodle. The judges love her, the girls are too busy being protective of her to stab her in the back. She's got it in hand.

That's my final two. I think all the other girls pale in comparison. Although Lisa had a shining moment in the Enrique Iglesias moment, she just doesn't do it for me. It's interesting though. Most cycles there's about 5-7 girls that I am like, huh? This season, the only girl I thought Tyra was smoking crack when she picked her was Victoria. That lazy eyed, sanctimonious bitch should have never gotten screen time. And when she went after Twiggy...girl must have a screw loose.

It should be fun to watch how this plays out. We'll see if the pattern follows as it has in all other seasons. the girl who is picked most for Cover Girl of the Week ends up winning. IN that case, my girl Heather has it in the bag :)

Toodles!